wherecanifindme: It is a fruit, which is sort of an apple-ish quality.

asgardreid:

ulvmor:

misslissalindsey:

bubblesofrinia:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

Wow, you know it’s bad when even Finland is on board.

Why do we get the googly eyes? What the fuck is a ananas? It has pines and it’s sweet. I think we got it right.

Oh bullshit, it’s not apple-y at all though!

(Source: french-tea)

yangaboy:

But why is it actually coming towards me?

(Source: mckaythegreat, via kay-krs)

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dockterfrankensteez:

muppet855:

Tuna fish & cigarettes

Peanut butter and Ladies. 

Nutella & Pussy juice

Dr. Pepper & Meth

(Source: chelseawoosh, via niceshoesbabyfucker)

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gingerkidsdreambig:

I would have knocked his fucking ass to the ground.

(via pielibrium)

v0tum:

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Gingerkidsdreambig:

Fuck 1D. Their, I said it. Fuck them.

(Source: itsgottabelou, via niceshoesbabyfucker)

(Source: hellxbird)

corgnelius:

In his new shirt.

funniest-stuff:

All the single ladies

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